"Don't walk in the snow, you'll get your feet wet and cold."
"I want to!"
Thirty seconds later.
"My feet are cold!"
Who could have predicted...?
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I turned down the volume on the TV from ear splitting to just above normal. Beans began screaming "I can't hear it! I can't hear it!" Over and over.
Well, maybe if you'd stop shrieking so loudly, you could...