Wednesday, December 5, 2018

False Advertising

I got stopped behind this car at a stoplight one rainy night.

So I ran up to the driver’s side and banged on the window yelling “Tell me about Christ! TELL! ME! ABOUT! CHRIST!”

He drove off—rather quickly, I might add—and not one word about our lord and savior.


  1. Hah! I was walking up the street one day, minding my own business, when I was accosted by a woman who asked, "Do you know Jesus?" I said, "Sure do!" and kept walking.

    1. I think I've only had one time where some people came to my door to sell me some religion. I was polite, even friendly, but told them firmly that I've given a lot of thought to these matters and I have my own spiritual path, so thanks but no thanks. And they accepted that and went on their way.

      For all I know, that was the most successful proselytizing they did all day, since they didn't get yelled at or sworn at or threatened.

  2. lol! Back when I was a teen, I had a bumper sticker that said " Life's a bitch, then you die." I had several nasty notes left on my car over that.