Friday, March 18, 2011

I'll name it Lenore

I came into my office today to be confronted by this:
I assume it alighted upon my phone because of a lack of suitable pallid bust of Pallas. It sure startled the bejeezus out of me. It happens not to be real, though it is made with real feathers. In fact, it inexplicably startled me twice. Just one of those days, I guess.

I strongly suspect a particular student, aided and abetted by a particular colleague with a key. I intend to see the student kicked out of school and the colleague fired, because of the old saying: "Fool me once. Nevermore."

1 comment:

  1. A sign of true affection for you, I'm sure.
    Quoth the scholar, nevermore.