I mean, do I really need to see a kid texting? Is this somehow picturesque now? Behold the college student in his natural habitat. He can spend up to 20 hours per day like this, in a staring match with his phone.
Should I assume that this current generation of students do nothing but stare at their phones all day? Because that's what I'm assuming. Look, he's lost all interest in normal activities like biking, so great is his phone addiction!
Oh, actually, I guess we should be proud of this youngster. He's not texting and biking. So thanks for that.
I think the message here is "we can't afford to build more than token fencing, but we do have a certain artistic flair. Please send money.